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The Scholarly Egg Bird

Pigeon
A close-up image of a gray pigeon being held by a hand. The pigeon has been edited to have thin wire-rimmed glasses resting on its beak, prominent pink human-like lips, and a small sunny-side-up fried egg sitting on top of its head.

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Explain Bear

Listen, you smooth-brained human, this is peak bird evolution. This pigeon has better fashion sense than you do. It's got the glasses for reading, the lips for talking back, and a snack for later right on its head. You're just staring because you've never seen such based efficiency.

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