Education jokes

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

What's America's best class?

Gun 101.

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

Why was an oven so smart?

It had 70 degrees.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.

The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.