Education jokes
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.