Education jokes
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.