Education jokes
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
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Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.