Education jokes

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

Why are fish smart?

They live i a school.

Why are fish smart?

They live in a school.

What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

Kid 2: Never leave home without it.

What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?

Answer: You shoot it!

What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.

Why do school shooters have the best shots?

They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pencil.

Pencil who?

Oh, never mind, it's pointless.

Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).

Student: How should I know, that's his story?

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"