Education

Education jokes

Math

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

Phone

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

Memes

Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

Math

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

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Stick

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

Shooting

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

Orphan

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

Kid

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"