Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Iβm always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, βAre you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?β I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down βfuneral?β
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the womenβs sports section.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog canβt eat their homework.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting Target practice
