Education jokes

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.

Why are mountains so smart?

'Cause they have a degree.

Why do school shooters have the best shots?

They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

Where do smart hotdogs end up?

On the honor roll!

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

Why are fish smart?

They live in a school.

Are multiple choice questions too easy?

A) Yes.

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?

Answer: You shoot it!

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.