Education jokes
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."