Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Education Jokes
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
