Education jokes

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

What’s an orphan's high school nickname?

Lone stone.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"

A student says: "Bacon!"

The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"

A student says: "Eggs!"

The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"

A student says: "Homework!"

The whole class laughs.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.

They were both druids.

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

Where do smart hotdogs end up?

On the honor roll!

How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.

Are multiple choice questions too easy?

A) Yes.