Education jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.