Education jokes

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?

Because they practice at the best schools.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

Why do Asians excel at math?

Because their dog can never eat their homework.

When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,

but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.

*Is honestly the best policy.*

Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.

What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.