Education

Education jokes

Test

    • I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

    Name

    • On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

    The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

    The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

    The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

    Phone

    • Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

    Dad: How?

    Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

    Dad: Stupid.

    Education memes

    Stereotype

    • Teacher: We are going to Seville.

    Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

    Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

    Omg thanks for 1000 likes!

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    • Bill

    • "Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

    Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

    Grade

    • Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

    'Cause he wanted higher grades.

    Portal

    • Me walking in to the office:

    Principal: Tell me what you did?

    Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

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    • Time

    • What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

    Hi.

    Self-esteem

    • A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

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    • Teacher

    • My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!