Education jokes
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
School.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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