Education jokes

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

AP Chemistry.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never mind, it's pointless.

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

Why do Asians excel at math?

Because their dog can never eat their homework.

When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,

but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.

*Is honestly the best policy.*

Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.

Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.

Why do gays get bad grades?

They don't get straight A's.

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)