Education jokes
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Funny Test Answers #1
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
AP Chemistry.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
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A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”