Education jokes
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
me when i failed my chem test
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”