Education jokes
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
me when i failed my chem test
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.