Education jokes
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
me when i do not get the math in class
One time, there was a happy little girl. One day, her teacher asked how many legs and arms a pineapple have. She said,
"You know those pokey things on it? That's how many."
Teacher says, "That's dumb. They have zero." Then the next day, the girl set a fire in her house, and she burned her legs and arms. Then she survived and went to school. Then the teacher said, "I heard your house went on fire, and by the way, you know you don't have no arms or legs, right?" The girl said, "OK." Then the teacher asked the question the teacher asked yesterday again. She said, "What do you call a girl with no legs or arms?" The teacher said, "Answer my question!" The girl said, "OK, OK, the girl said 13." The teacher said, "Pineapples do not even have legs!"
Then the teacher had to calm down. Then the teacher said to the girl, "Ask a question. Whatever you want." Then the girl said, "Ok, and I'm sorry, teacher." Teacher said, "It's ok, I need a break." The girl said, "What do you call a girl without legs or arms?" Someone from the class, her name was Nia, she said, "A worm." She said, "NO!!!" The teacher said, "Calm down. Just tell us what!" The girl said, "OK then." The girl said it.......
And y'all who is reading my story, guess what the answer is before I tell you and by the way the girl's name is Sunny. Back to story.........she said the answer is A PINEAPPLE! Then when the teacher was calm, she told her to sit down. Then the teacher read a story, "The Three Little Pigs." Then the girl went home, she got a new house, then lived happily ever after.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?