Education jokes
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Memes
me when i failed my chem test
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”