Education jokes
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
me when i failed my chem test
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.