Education jokes

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"

Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"

Me: I'm retarded.

Teacher: Why?

Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

What did the Teacher say to the orphan?

"I am calling your parents!"

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.

Teacher: What month is it?

Quiet kid: AUG-ust.

Classroom: Visible concern.

My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.

Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.

Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*

Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”

Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”

Teacher: “Why?”

Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”

What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.