Education jokes
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.