Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Education Jokes
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
