Education jokes

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

What's America's best class?

Gun 101.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Why was an oven so smart?

It had 70 degrees.

The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.