Education jokes
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?