Education jokes
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Memes
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.