Education jokes
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Memes
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.