Education jokes

Why was an orphan loving school?

Because the people actually came back.

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

How did the nut study for its test?

It used the inter-nut.

The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."

The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."

What do Americans call high school?

A shooting range.

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

What's America's best class?

Gun 101.

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Why was an oven so smart?

It had 70 degrees.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.