Education jokes

What was JFK's favorite school TV show?

BrainPop.

Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.

Is that my student?

Na! It is Jesus!

Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.

Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

A: They're both cheesy.

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

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Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?

Because they have a home room.

What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.

There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...