I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Why do Orphans like school? Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
AP Chemistry.
