Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
