Education

Education Jokes

There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.