Education jokes
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.