Education jokes

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never mind, it's pointless.

What flies around the school at night?

Alpha-bats!

What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.

Why did the orphan fail all his classes?

He couldn’t do his homework.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.

"Alexa, open Kahoot!"

What was JFK's favorite school TV show?

BrainPop.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

What do you call a student in space?

An astrodent.

Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.

Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.