Education jokes
AP Chemistry.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.