Education jokes
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
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I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.
A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
I like school.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.