Education jokes
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.