Education jokes
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Memes
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...