Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Education Jokes
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
