Education jokes

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.

Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.

Teacher: How much is a gram?

Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?

The Royal Commission.

Alternatively, Tony Abbott.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never mind, it's pointless.

What flies around the school at night?

Alpha-bats!