Education jokes
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
When the school lets you near children again...
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.