Education jokes
When the school lets you near children again...
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Memes
when my teacher says were my homework at
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home.
They got in the car, and his mother asked, "Johnny, what did you do this time?" So Johnny pulled his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home, his dad was off work and heard that Johnny was coming home early from school. Once again he asked Johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised, so his dad pulled down his pants and said, "Big whale, big whale."
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.