Education Jokes

Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home.

They got in the car, and his mother asked, "Johnny, what did you do this time?" So Johnny pulled his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home, his dad was off work and heard that Johnny was coming home early from school. Once again he asked Johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised, so his dad pulled down his pants and said, "Big whale, big whale."

Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!

The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ

What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.

what do you call asian kid that is bad at math. an orphan

Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.

Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.

Me: Oh, I already tried that.

What are the three worst years of a black child's life?

First grade!

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

Been learning Chinese...

69 is too-can-chew.

When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.

Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

Omg thanks for 1000 likes!

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.

What flies around the school at night?

Alpha-bats!

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, "Just you wait!"

What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.

Why did the orphan fail all his classes?

He couldn’t do his homework.