Education jokes
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
When the school lets you near children again...
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"