Education jokes
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.