Education jokes
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.