in English class the teacher says (Teacher): Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first. (Sally): Okay a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. (Teacher): good job Sally. Then the teacher called on 4 other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on little Johnny. (Teacher): Little Johnny say the alphabet. (Little Johnny): bcefghijklmnopsvwxyz. (Teacher): no Johnny that’s not right. (Johnny): oh I forgot u r a q t. (Teacher). No still not right and thank you. (Johnny): oh I’ll give you the d later . (Class): (laughing). (Teacher): GO TO THE OFFICE NOW .
My Teacher is a rapist
why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Why don't romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten. 😂😂😂 (^O^)
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
we have a teacher in school his name is haybrock but he is gay so we call him gaybrock
Why dont orphans go on trips at school
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Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
why cant a orphan go to college? He needs a
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What is yellow and brings kids to school every day
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”
IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Mom:hey hun need some money for lunch at school? son:no i got 1k already mom:Wait,what,how- son:moms wallot is magic
What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus 🚌
Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you
English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?” “Under my bench,” he replies.
French: Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?” “Sous mon banc,” il répond.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
