Education jokes

My dad told me I'm a failure.

I failed a math test.

Good thing there's a pole outside my house.

What's 9 + 10?

21

Why did the teacher get arrested?

He gave the orphan homework!

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂

What's black and white and red all over? An American School.

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?

accepted all art students

What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?

You've got a lot of problems!

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.