Education jokes

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”

Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.

“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

Bring 'em young.

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

My dad told me I'm a failure.

I failed a math test.

Good thing there's a pole outside my house.

What's 9 + 10?

21

Why did the teacher get arrested?

He gave the orphan homework!

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

What's black and white and red all over? An American School.

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.