what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
what grade is the worst like if in elimenchry
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education. They were both druids.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the women’s sports section
Marriage is really educational
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook all they wanted was books but got magazines instead
I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
What is a pedophiles favourite age range? 9 11
Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"
One day little Jonnys is in class it is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid stand up." lIttle Jonny stood up. The teacher asked him why do you think you're stupid. Little Jonny said I don't think I am stupid. Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone.
schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD" then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
