Education jokes
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
What is a snake’s favourite subject?
Hiss-tory!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.