Education jokes
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Memes
when my teacher says were my homework at
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.