Education jokes

So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅

Dumb kid: What does homework mean?

Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?

Me:

"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!

What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?

A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.

I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.

Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

Why do Asians abandon their children?

They're bad at math.

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?

Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!

I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?