Education jokes
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
This keeps getting better have a GREAT DAY
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!