Education jokes
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
This keeps getting better have a GREAT DAY
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!