Education jokes

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!

I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

Why do Asians abandon their children?

They're bad at math.

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.

My teacher: Time can't count.

Me: Every second counts.

My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!

What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?

A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.

Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?

Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!

I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.

What did the dumb kid call ratios?

A type of cereal.

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?

Best part about being an orphan?

Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"