Education jokes
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Memes
Funny Test Answers #2
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
How is being gay like a geology class?
You get to lick all the rocks you want.
What is 2+2? Fish.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.