Education jokes
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
My classmates?
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...