Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
