Education jokes
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.