Education jokes
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent signature________________
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!