Education jokes
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent signature________________
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.