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Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

Why was the PUBG player sad?

Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.