Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
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Where do the Borg eat fast food? -- Borger King.
How do you eat a meat? - you steak it in your mouth
When my friend eats a mint, I say hey is it mint to be sweet?
A It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic! B Thank you. A People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What can a duck eat for a snack saltine quackers.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten
Fork off
Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9
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how bout that aierplane food? i eat it when im high
What happens when you eat salmon with nutella?
You get salmonella
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
if they got fed up with them.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary
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What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree? Time to get a new Christmas tree 🎄
