Eating

Eating Jokes

So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd

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Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!" Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.