What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
deez nuts eat nuts
Why was 6 afraid if 7? Cause 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9? Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What can a duck eat for a snack saltine quackers.
i love eating hisokas big fat juicy c*ck
What is the difference between chocolate and sex? I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
A It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic! B Thank you. A People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
how bout that aierplane food? i eat it when im high
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree? Time to get a new Christmas tree 🎄
When my friend eats a mint, I say hey is it mint to be sweet?
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment Icecreamed
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys... Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey?!
What happens when you eat salmon with nutella?
You get salmonella
meya eat meat all her sinsis go off whin she eat meat.
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
what happens when you eat a cat I love to eat cats for dinner
