A brain eats cheddar cheese
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says "I'm hungry" The child looks at the father and replies "Hi hungry, I'm son" the father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice-cream in one sitting? To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What do orphans eat for breakfast
Daddy.o's
What do africans eat for breakfast
E-Bola Cornflakes
Emoś are so predictable sleep, eat, cut, repeat
What do cannibals call an orphanage, all you can eat buffe.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com ́n. They both are eating balls.
You so far you tried to eat the word edible
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana? Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What do squats eat? Numbers
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
why does my mum eat carrots?
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Some Desert!
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don't eat the fruit.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
Jack and jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo but jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
