Eating jokes
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
"Curry muncher!"
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
me in thanksgiving
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"