Eating jokes
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
If you are what you eat, then Iām black.
Memes
me in thanksgiving
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. š¤£ššµ
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
I eat dick.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
I didnāt know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"