Eating jokes
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Memes
bro i found disney- modern alice in wonerland
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
I eat dick.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.