once i ate a table... it was food consuming
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
You so far you tried to eat the word edible
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com ́n. They both are eating balls.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don't eat the fruit.
What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What do cannibals call an orphanage, all you can eat buffe.
What do squats eat? Numbers
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Emoś are so predictable sleep, eat, cut, repeat
why does my mum eat carrots?
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice-cream in one sitting? To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana? Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What do africans eat for breakfast
E-Bola Cornflakes
What do orphans eat for breakfast
Daddy.o's
Why do the French eat snails? – They don’t like fast food!!,!
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Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
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