Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
