what do you call steven hawkings when he eats to much? as fat as ben dingley
Amber Heard’s Morning Routine
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Yo mama so fat thanks had to snap twice
what's the name of a cannibals favorite all you can eat buffet ? planned parenthood !
what's the difference between broccly & boogers people don't eat there broccly
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything and person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?
Person #2: No you can have it.
Person #1: Ok, thanks...
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: That’s about as far as I got too!
What do dogs eat? Dog food
why do cannibals not like to eat clowns.......
cause they taste funny!!
Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.
Bestie hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!!
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said you are what you eat. He then proceeded to run away from me.
WHy did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has a eating disorder
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
why is the disease lung cancer never hungry, Because its eating on your lungs
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
