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What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
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Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last long if you're fat
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Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian’s hahahahaha
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"
why is it annoying to eat by basket ball players? because they dribble all the time.
Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left
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What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheel chair
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I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
What is a cannibles fav place to eat
Five guys
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I had a dog with an eating disorder. He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
