Dying jokes

My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

Answer: He was born on February 29.

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?

Microsoft.

Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.

What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?

"Restore factory settings."

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."

Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.

Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.