Dying jokes
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
You fighting? More like you're dying!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
The West is dying.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."