Dying jokes
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
The West is dying.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.