Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-
my grandpa is an asshole,the fucker deserved to die,the son of a bitch was using his life support,and i needed to change my iphone.
Whats the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What was Stephen Hawking's dying words "restore factory settings"
Where do you go when steveb hawkins dies?... Microsoft
Stephen Hawkings died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord
What was Stephen Hawking last message before he died: server shutting down
When your in the war and you die and say to got where is the gulag
i will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible? Answer: He was born on February 29.
What did Stephen hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound"
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek but I think if I make the NHL I'll die in an airplane crash so I won't risk it again
so my friend died i was at her casket i said ill see you on the other side so i went to the other side of the casket
This is how to die soft 101
yo bro you good ? you need a hug?
Roses are red violets are blue Alexander Boris de piffle had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
The west is dying
Why do orphans die when a tornado come. They don't have parents to perfect them
