Dying jokes
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Memes
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.