Dying jokes
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.