Dumbness jokes
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"