Dumbness jokes
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What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
You are so dumb.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Fat.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”