Dumbness jokes
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Me during quarantine
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.