Dumbness jokes

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?

Not much difference.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.

You're pretty, pretty dumb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.

BUT!!!!!!

I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.

As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.

I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.