One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
yo mama soo dumb she studied for a covid test.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Why am i dumb? Because I’m dumb
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
