I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is
Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
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A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."
The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."
The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
what takes up 10 parking spaces... 5 female drivers
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her drivers test. Mom: Okay, any questions? Sara: Yes. I actally don't know what "yield " means Mom:Don't worry Hon. No one does.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked? âYes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.â
What's yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'
How is a woman and a car alike put something in them and they'll both start.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy? Because youâll have more success if you give out video games
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She tort them all to pull out on time.
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
