Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
There’s Two Mexicans in a car Whose driving
A Cop
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
A man comes home and the wife says 'My ex just died by getting hit by a bus' and the husband said 'I lost my job as a bus driver'
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had I said “yes”
3 Drunk men get in a taxi, the driver knew they were drunk so he started the car and turned it off. the first man gave him the money, the second man thanked him but the third man slapped the driver, the driver surprised that he noticed so he askes why and the third man replies with ̈why did you drive so fast. ̈
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
What is long, yellow and cant swim? A bus full of children
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What is the bus 🚎
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked? “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
What's yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
