One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
Yo momma so short...You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!!
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
What is long, yellow and cant swim? A bus full of children
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
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What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.
What is the bus 🚎
