How is a woman and a car alike put something in them and they'll both start.
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
For a golfer, tiger woods isn’t very good of a driver
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem
A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60 who's driving?
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, "okay."
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck
what do you call a schol bus with 30 kids
a killstreak
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️
