Drink

Drink Jokes

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?

When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, β€œWHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”

A man in the back responds, β€œYOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.