Downing jokes

A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."

What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?

Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.

Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.

Scroll down for explanation.

Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.

A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?

Because he is in a prison cell.

What's the difference between a human and a tree?

A human can chop down a tree.

A tree can't chop down a human.

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error, error, error.

System shutting down.

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.

I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!