Downing jokes
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Memes
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Down syndrome sucks!
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!