Downing jokes

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error, error, error.

System shutting down.

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.

I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.

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Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?

Because I burnt it down!

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."