I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Downing Jokes
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
