Downing jokes
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Memes
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.