Downing jokes
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
This is my first name. I’m gonna take it down so watch it.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
Better to drink until you wave it off than to wave it down.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.