Downing jokes
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What goes up but never comes down?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
Better to drink until you wave it off than to wave it down.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.