Downing jokes

Ball

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

Chair

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Mouth

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Memes

Opposite day

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Kid

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

Cigarette

How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?

U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂

Tour Guide

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

Tower

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

Height

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Mum

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Cow

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Life

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

Orphanage

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea