Downing jokes

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"

What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?

It becomes a chestnut.

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?

A: Baked potato.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.