Downing jokes
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Memes
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.