Downing jokes

Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?

A: Baked potato.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?

U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?

It becomes a chestnut.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?

Ground beef.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.