Downing jokes

Autism

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Son

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Rapper

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

Something

I hate stairs. They are always up to something.

I love stairs. They are always down to party.

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Emo group

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

Parent

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

Airplane crash

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

Cow

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Orphanage

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Life

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.