Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Downing Jokes
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
How is the weather down there?
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
