Downing Jokes

Dryer

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

Neck

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

Kid

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

Child

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

Toothpaste

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

Butt

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

Cake

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

Nun

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Diabetes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

Name

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.