Downing jokes

Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

Hands down, syndromes are bad.

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.

After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”

The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”

Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

What goes up but never comes down?

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

How is the weather down there?

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Ha ha! Get rickrolled!