Downing Jokes

Why cant orphans become famous? Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down

When you end up pregnant.......

Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say DON'T and if he touched me down there I should say STOP..but Dad, he touch me both places at once so I said DON'T STOP DON'T STOP 😂

What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?

They both hit me face down on the table

There was a man in a tower and the other man thought it was a girl so he said let Down your long hair and he said ok I will let my big super long harry penis down for you to climb and suck then the other man said if you have such a long dick suck it yourself se ya bith

when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"John."

"John who?"

John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on

sing I was riding my bike down the road! When a car started comin, I started runnin It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass. ;)

whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .

abortion of chips

What's the name for a short legged tramp? A low down bum

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.

Someone was walking down the street and they some neat, Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha

Hello which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or down syndrome?

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises or get one dollar for saying the N word

Why did the Octopus go down the toilet.Because he had a toiletcal in the drain.

The Flanders Song

God said to Noah, there’s gonna be a floody-floody Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy Get this animals👏out of the arky-arky “Leave me alone”