Downing jokes

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.

In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."

Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...

When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.

Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...

I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.

Hands down, syndromes are bad.

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.

After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”

The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”

Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?