Downing Jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg

damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs

My mom told me to help her with the laser but it was opposite day so I pushed her down. She said help so I kick her

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter and she asked which one was my kid and I said I haven't decided yet

I am not telling you twice your mouth stinks so go burns your house down like a crazy mad women and I will call the cop like WTH because you are so fat

Jonny went to disney and they had sour balls, he asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

I sat down and reminised about the past, I remembered all the people I've lost along the way. Maybe becoming a Tour Guide wasn't a good idea.