How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down”
the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt? It becomes a chestnut.
my best opinion: when life goes to hell you just go down with it
Why was Josef Vasicek a stanley cup champion is 2006? Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Some kid- hey did you know theres an orphanage down the street?! Me-NO WAY! Wanna check it out? Kid-NO ITS HAUNTED!! Me- Haunted my ass lets go! Kid- wait isnt your house also haunted??? Me- yea
What did Stephen hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound"
yo if u don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama! *ROTFLMAO*
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever" my dick cooed. I looked down at it a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
one day he a mom look like a pig she broke the car down
friend: what goes up but not down
you: your age
How do you communicate too the dead? Jump up and down on the ground and speak in morse code
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
One day I was at church I had sit down I I. Said who in the world sink I 👀 down turns it was me and this not a joke but funny
What was Stephen Hawking last message before he died: server shutting down
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down global warming starts.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten
He huffed and he puffed but istead or blowing the house, he chocked it down with his mom
