It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Downing Jokes
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
