Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
What has two wheels and goes really fast? A vegetable down a hill
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
If you are disabled and a comedian is it called stand down or sit up?
What's the difference between a tornado and Divorce down south Nothing some Losing a Trailer
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks
Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I've burnt the house down what do now do I screw.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we're done!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment Icecreamed
Jimmy asks a elevator operator what he thinks of his job The operator shrugs and says "It has its ups and downs"
How do Asian people name their children?
they throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? msg it to @chelsearosegraham
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it upside down.
My friend said which is better to have and you have to choose and he said Autism or down syndrome?
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES
Your hairline is like the economy it's going down
I had a steering wheel down my pants and I tell you what it was driving my balls crazy
2 guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. Cop taps the window, window rolls down. "goodevening gentlemen, we're looking for 2 pedophiles."
Guy quickly closes the window. 10 seconds later he lowers it again and says: "Ok, we'll do it."
