Downing jokes

A boy asked his dad for some money to buy an ice cream with, so he went to an ice cream van. Whilst he was in the queue, two boys asked him what flavor he was getting. He told them "strawberry." The two boys were shocked and beat him up. The ice cream man felt bad and gave him his strawberry ice cream for free.

When he got home, his dad also asked what flavor he bought. The boy said "strawberry." His dad then kicked him out of the house. The boy, confused, walked down the street and was stopped by the police, who were looking for a boy who had been eating strawberry ice cream. The boy said, "That's me," and the policeman arrested him.

A week later in court, the boy was on trial. The judge asked, "Can you tell me what were you doing on the fifth of May?" (the day he was arrested) The boy said, "I was eating ice cream." The judge decided he was innocent. On the way out, the judge asked him what the flavor was (he had forgotten to ask during the trial). Of course, he answered with "strawberry." The judge, horrified, realized he had given the wrong verdict and the boy should have been executed. Unfortunately, he couldn't change what had happened, so the boy walked out and crossed the road but was hit by a car and died.

The moral of the story is look left and right before crossing the road.

What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?

Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

Once a woman suspected that her husband was fucking their daughter at night. So she made a plan. That night, she gave her daughter sleeping pills and told her husband that you go to sleep, I have a headache and I will sleep on the sofa in the drawing room today. After everyone slept, she picked up her sleeping daughter and laid her on the sofa and went to her bed and lay down. After an hour, the door of the room opened and one man entered the room and jumped on the bed and fucked her intensely for 2 hours. Then she turned on the light with the bed switch and said, "You definitely didn't expect me." "I definitely didn't expect you, MOM! But you are more delicious than sister"! Her son replied in surprise!

What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both go down quickly.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?

How to commit arson:

1. Burn down an orphanage.

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

Joke: Why did the gym close down?

– It just didn’t work out.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”