Downing jokes

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

How do you turn a cat into a fish?

Tell your girl not to wash down there.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

What do you get when you gobble down sweets?

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?

Screamed till her hands fell off.

I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

I can't put it down.