Downing jokes
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
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How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."