Downing Jokes

Stephen hawking once stood up to bow down to chuck norris

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump

What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato

I wrote down a speech at home yesterday. When I got to school I was speechless.

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"

Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.

What do you call a person with down syndrome in a bath tub?

Vegetable soup

A hot girls wants to do suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly smelly homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says "hey you hot babe, let's fuck. She just answers "get the fuck away you ugly bastard". The guy just laughs and says "alright i wait down there".

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?".The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off.".

How do you name a disabled asian

Throw the weelchair down the stairs

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!

I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I can say, “Get down Syndrome!”

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.