Downing Jokes

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute" I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen

Then it clicked. "Ah, so that's how you died"

How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds? They asked a bunch of kids with down syndrome to film a documentary.

There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted

so heres the joke, A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down

Look I didn't hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

i fell down the stairs once.

Sometimes, stairs get me down.

What's the difference between a penis and the bible? nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said are you an orphan

He said yeah what gave my away

I said your parents at first

Son: Dad I had sex for the first time. Dad: Would you like to talk about it? Son: Sure Dad: Sit down and lets talk about it. Son: I can't my butt hurts.

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty”

That’s when Penaldo asked “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.

Shame on you Penaldo!

So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."