Downing jokes

The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.

What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.

What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.

What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.

I read a book on anti-gravity...

It was impossible to put down.

Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!

How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.

How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

"Windows 10 shutting down."

Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"

Trump: "Screw the women and children!"

Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"

Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.

Doctor: Yup.

Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?

Mash potato.

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂

I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.

My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."