A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, “Down, Syndrome!”
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall and when I got out a handicap man told me that I was an a**hole and I told him “bet you won’t stand up and say that to my face” and hen he broke down.
What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche, What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Whats a retard favorite rockband? Syndrome of a down.
I read a book on anti-gravity... It was impossible to put down.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool
Whats the worst part of a down syndrom relationship? Theres more downs then ups!
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down. How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam
Doctor: Yup
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
What do you call a down syndrome that was hit by a car? Mash potato
People with down syndrome have a specific skill only they have, they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill but before I did I set his wheels on fire and called him hot wheels
An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"
