Downing jokes
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.