Downing jokes

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.

Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?

Because it has a tender behind.

What goes up and down but stays in the same place?

Stairs.

What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.

Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.

Two Indians are walking beside a river...

One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.

"The White Man was here."

"How can you tell?"

"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.

Why don't women parachute naked?

That annoying whistling sound on the way down.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Why does the sky think it's so powerful?

Because it's always looking down on us.

How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?

Push?! He fell...

Why did the carrot roll down the hill?

Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.

The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"

The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”