Downing jokes
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...