Downing jokes
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"