Down jokes
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What goes up but never comes down?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"