Down jokes
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.