DoS Jokes

What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.

I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said "My turn!".

This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!

why do orphans play gta? cause they want to feel wanted

Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?

What do you think would fall to the ground first a emo kid or a leaf?

The leaf the rope would stop the emo kid

Whenever you're mad just punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google

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what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.

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what do you call a burning church?

Holy Smokes

there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"