DoS jokes
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Memes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"
Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."
Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."
Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.