Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!
What do u call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
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Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?" Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now." Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff." Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."
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What do McDonald's and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheel chair, she'll come crawling back.
What do you call an Angry Texan?
a Confederate leader
How do orphans have a family Reunion They use a Ouija board
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They're both fun to flip off.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂
So Duracell batteries do run out .
What do you call a blind German A not see
A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing
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How do you fit a baby into a shoebox? A blender
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*
“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
