DoS jokes
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Memes
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"