DoS Jokes

Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?

It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?

Quatro Sinco.

Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?

So that they can be wanted.

What do you call a gay barbecue?

LGTBBQ.

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"

So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

DAM

A close-up of a gray dog with a pink collar looking at the camera. The text above says, "When the customers randomly having a rant you can do nothing about and you just stand there listening like."

What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?

The suicide squad.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

Bone-appetit!

Where do animal does Russian milk come from?

"Moscows".

How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.

Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"