DoS

DoS jokes

Music

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

Pool

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

Woman

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

Gay Men

Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?

It reminds them of cum. πŸ˜‹ 😍 😏 😜

Memes

Guy

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"

So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

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  • Orphan

    If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

    Animal

    3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

    Answer: Chi-ca-go

    Gay Man

    What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

    Spit out the feathers.