DoS jokes
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Memes
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.