DoS

DoS jokes

Stripper

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.

Transgender People

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

Death

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

Super glue

A salesman rings the doorbell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”

Condom

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Sex

A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”

Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”

The teacher faints.

Porn

I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

Orphanage

Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

Punishment

What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?

She rearranged all the furniture.

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  • Midget

    Why do midgets laugh when they run?

    Because the grass tickles their balls.

    Racist

    What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.

    Dwarf

    Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

    The grass tickles their balls.

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