What do fish đ take to stay healthy ?
Vitamin Sea.
Whatâs the only time you can do almost whatever you want
When you have a gun in you hand
what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege
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A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Itenticle.
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your hairline is so bad the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
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Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing Iâve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, âwhat do you do?â And she said, âIâm a brain surgeon.â And I donât know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women canât pull off sarcasm
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last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They Dont Have mothers or fathers day.
Whatâs the worst thing to do at a funeral
The corpse
what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely? Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
