DoS

DoS jokes

Crisis

What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"

Nuke

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

Memes

Man

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

Midget

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

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  • Oven

    Nobody

    Literally nobody

    Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

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  • Suicide

    A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.

    "What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.

    "There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

    The priest shakes his head.

    "Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.

    "Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."

    Gun

    What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

    When you have a gun in your hand.

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  • Loneliness

    What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

    Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

    Emo people

    Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

    Airstrike

    What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

    They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.