DoS jokes
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
Memes
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.