DoS jokes
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
Memes
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.