Does anyone still look at this if you do tell me if I should make more jokes :)
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family
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A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What flour do you give a orphan
Self raising
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
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If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty three times.
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say "Tell me if you can hear me", then get in the trunk and start screaming.
