DoS Jokes

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad did not come back with the milk.

Daughter: Dad

Dad: Yes honey

Daughter: Im Lesbian

Dad: Ok

Daughter 2: Dad

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: Im lesbian too

Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here

Son: I do...

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass.

A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."

Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.

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Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.

How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*

What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

You travel to the past into the era where julius caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die? ̈

You reply with: ̈Surrounded by friends ̈