DoS jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Memes
So true tho ☠️😂🤣
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.