Dont jokes
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.