Dont jokes
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.